In order to level the playing field (or pitch depending on if you're fancy or not), we decided to take a look at how Carrasco puts his big boy pants on.
After flying around the pitch and scoring hat tricks against Trinidad and Tobago, Alex Morgan needs some quality chow. Growing up in Tijuana, Carrasco makes a mean taco. And not those phony lettuce, tomato, and cheese ones. We're talking authentic Tinga de pollo topped with cilantro and onions.
HE PUT A HEMI IN IT:
Carrasco has been known to blow through ILF tailgates in a blacked out, lifted Ford Raptor. Whether you're from Bithlo or Oviedo, all chicks dig a little mud on the tires. Keep on burning that rubber.
SURFS UP, BRUH:
When you spend your high school years in San Diego, you're automatically a surf bum. Ladies love the long hair and instant washboard abs. Spending afternoons in the saltwater keeps that skin fresh and smooth for the woman. But don't spend too much time in there. People don't like when you're salty.
What better place to choose to continue a career with your wife than in a city nicknamed the "City Beautiful"? It's as simple as reminding her that Orlando's nickname comes from her. Stay thirsty, my friends.
P.S. Alex, please shave your mustache.