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Top Ten Things Easier To Figure Out Than MLS Roster Rules


10. The number of decimal points in pi. 

9. Quantum physics.   

8. The ending to The Matrix Revolutions.  

7. Women.  

6. How much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.  

5. The number of licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop.  

4. A Rubik's cube.  

3. Dividing by zero.  

2. Which Olsen twin is playing Michelle in each scene of Full House 

1. Fixing global climate change.