Local Man Dejected As Offseason Sorrows Compound


 ORLANDO, Fla. -- Eyewitness accounts from an Orlando area Ale House on November 22nd state that a Caucasian male aged 25-30 was taking in Sunday NFL football games, yet apparently expressed great sadness at the MLS season being roughly four months away.  He was pouring his sorrows over a PBR ruing the day OCSC shit the bed against the Philadelphia Union.  

Orlando City Soccer Club finished their inaugural campaign just shy of making the Audi MLS Cup playoffs and as of this blog post have put out a statement addressing a number of players released from the squad.
It is unclear which American football team the young man was supporting, however one can only assume that his side was beat further adding to his melancholy. 
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